A few weeks ago, I went out to check on my plants and saw an empty hole in my onion plant pot. Concerned, I wondered what the heck was living in there? Well, to my surprise, I discovered Morty. I don't have the heart to kick him out, so he's now living in my onions in peace and we discuss life together. He's pretty spiritual, is our little Morty. Sort of the "you can't see me, so I'm not here" school of philosophy, but he sure is a good listener. So, say hi to little ol' Morty. I got my frog and didn't even have to pay for an aquarium or feed him or anything.
5 years ago